Movie

I would like to see South Park made into a cool movie. I really don't have a good plot line and i'm not very good at that stuff obviously look at my grade. A freakin c in a high school english class what makes me think i would be thinking of plots in a hollywood movie but whatever ill try.  But i think it would be funny and i would like to watch it a lot of my friends like south park.  A lot of people do so i think a lot of people would go see it.  So think it would sell.  A plot line a guess would be just have it be really funny and make them get into a lot of trouble that would be funny trouble and them get out of it funnily if thats a word but you get the point.

Looking Forward

Right now i am looking forward to a lot of things.  This summer i will have to work tho that will suck but it has to be  done to get money so whatever.  I am looking forward to not coming to school over the summer.  I am looking to turn 18 which i just did so like any man i'm gonna be hitting up the strip club sometime soon!  That will be fun.  I am also looking forward to going to college next year at U of I it should be pretty sweet.  I am looking forward to taking classes that are more interesting at college like ones that i pick out from a bigger selection so i don't get stuck taking classes i don't like like this one.  sorry just not my thing not a big english guy and throw in i i've worked my butt off during high school and have my hardest semester this semester and its my last one and i am just tired of doing this stuff.  I am looking forward to meeting new people and experiencing college life!

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My Favorite Basketball Players

10. Luther Head- Illinois guard when they lost in the championship game to North Carolina.  My favorite because of his shooting ability.

9. Dwayne Wade- good guard for the Heat does a lot of show off dunks and unbelievable plays.  One of the best players in the NBA right now.

8. John Stockton- Former Jazz guard in the 90s one of the best assist men ever to play in the NBA.

7. Daniel Ewing- former Duke guard played in the NBA for the Clippers now plays overseas in a for a Polish team.

6. Luol Deng- Probably would be favorite player if he would have stayed at Duke for longer but i still like him a lot he now plays for the Bulls.

5. Chris Paul- although not my favorite when he played against duke when he went to wake forest.  Speedy point guard, good defender, good passer.

4. Dwight Howard I like him because he dunks a lot and dunks are sweet.

3. Chris Duhon- one of my favorite players that has ever played at duke he was their point guard when i first started liking duke.  Now plays in the NBA for the Knicks.

2.  Reggie Miller- Best shooter in the history of the NBA.  Played for the Pacers and went to college at UCLA. Most threes ever made in NBA history.

1. Michael Jordan how can you not like him.  Best player to ever play in the NBA. enough said.

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Casting Your Life Away

For my life movie thing i would have to have my family as some of the main characters. So there is my mom, my dad, my sister, and myself so there is four people. I would also have to have some friends and stuff but i don't know who i would pick it is tough to choose from. As for actors i don't really know that many actors or actresses so i don't really know who to choose for all those people but i will try. I would probably just have myself be the actor because i am a very talented kid so i would have to be myself in a movie. The plot of the movie probably wouldn't be that good because i don't have like a movie type life thing so its not a very interesting plot. I am basically just a normal kid.

The Ideal Mate

My perfect girl or whatever would have to be about the same size as me except a little shorter because i don't really like really short girls and i am not the tallest guy so about the same size as me a little shorter tho. She would probably have to be a brunette because i like brunettes better. I like girls that have nice body's so she would have to have a good body but not like bubble butt or anything i don't want anything to big. She can't be fat either because i don't like fat girls but she cant be like extremely skinny. I like girls that are athletic i don't like girls that never do anything because i think thats boring. I don't really have a favorite eye color but she has to have good eyes. I also like girls that smile a lot so i guess that means she would have to be a happy girl for her personality. I don't really have a favorite name and it doesn't really matter because if she is the perfect girl her name doesn't matter. That would be my perfect girl.

I'm so sorry

Dear Tobie,

I am sorry that i forgot to let you in yesterday before i went to school. I am sorry that you had to stay outside all day in the rain and probably got cold. You got all wet and muddy and mom got mad that you were outside all day and got muddy. I hope that you weren't that cold and miserable but it looks like you had some fun because you were probably playing in the mud since you got all muddy. I will try to never leave you out before i go to school in the mornings. So again i am sorry i was in a hurry and forgot about i will try to never do that again.

Sincerely
Jon

A House's History

Atlanta back in the day was supposed to be really cool. That's what grade school teachers always told us that Atlanta was a good town because of the railroad. They said that Teddy Roosevelt bought a horse from a person that lived in Atlanta. They also used to have the state fair in Atlanta because it is in the middle of Illinois. There is a museum in the basement of the library that talks about it but i haven't been there since like 5th grade when we took a class field trip. It was fun we walked there and messed around and it was better than a normal school day. Thats about how Atlanta was back when it was a cool town or at least better than it is now.

Habit

A habit that i have always had is that i always put on my left sock before my right sock and the same thing with my shoes. I don' t know how i developed this habit i think it was probably from basketball but i really don't know. I can't remember the last time i put my right sock or shoes on before i put my left one on. Every time i put on my socks or shoes always think about and sometime i catch my self starting to put on my right one first and i have to stop and be like i can't do this because it is bad luck but i don't know how it could be bad luck because i do it everyday so it can't really be bad if i have never done it before. But thats how it is so i keep doing it.

I Hate my Job

A job that i did that i hated was when i worked at McDonald's. I only worked there for like 2 or 3 months but it was horrible and i hated it. I would have to do the grill and make all the burgers and after like an hour of doing that the smell from all the grease and everything was driving me crazy and then i would remember that i still have to do it for 7 more hours. It was really horrible and i hated every time i would have to go work there. I never wanted to go there but i had to make myself go so i could get money. i could never do that for 50 years i would kill myself i hated it soo much

Snopes

The urban legend that i thought was true was that whenever it was an election year and the Washington Redskins win their last home game then the party that was in the white house stays in the white house but if they lose then the other party takes over. For example this year the Redskins last home game they lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers therefor that means that the Democrats would take over the white house since the current president was a Republican and that did happen. This theory had been correct every single year dating back to 1936. But it was broken in 2004 when the redskins lost their last home game and republican president won the election and there was already a republican president. This theory had been correct every single election sine 1936 except for one year in 2004. I thought this was true because they always talk about it on sports center but it was wrong in 2004 before that i thought it always happened. Another one that i thought was true was that a Babe Ruth candy bar was named after Babe Ruth but it was really named after president Cleveland's daughter.

Toy

My favorite toy when i was a kid was a basketball hoop and basketball. I got my first basketball hoop when i was 5 years old for my birthday. It was really cool because before my real hoop i only had had a little kids hoop and then i got this one so i was like i was now a big kid and good at basketball and i felt really cool about myself. I liked it more than anything else and i would play almost everyday even when it was really cold outside. My mom had to tell me that i couldn't play when it was really cold outside and i would get mad at her. Now basketball still means a lot to me but i don't really ever play on my own hoop anymore.

Dear Kiddo

Dear my future child,

I want you to know that i am your father and that i will be there for you no matter what you need. I hope that you are a boy and not too annoying. I hope that you are a good kid an that you are nice to people and everyone likes you and that you have lots of friends and stuff like that. It is a good world that you are entering just remember that no matter what happens keep your head up and don't dwell on the past and let the past be the past. Just make the best of everything and everything will be fine for you in your life.

Fear

One day a kid went to bed thinking it was going to be just a normal night of sleeping. When he heard a loud noise in the middle of the night and he didn't know what to do. He looked over at his clock and it was 2 in the mourning. So he tried to just forget about it and go back to sleep thinking everything would be fine. But then he heard another loud noise so he thought that someone broke into his house and was going to kidnap him. Then he got out of bed and grabbed a baseball bat because it was close to his bed and walked out into the hallway and he saw his dad coming out of the bathroom and his dad asked why he had a baseball bat and he said he heard something and got scared then his dad told him it was just him and everything would be fine. So the kid went back ro bed and fell asleep.

The Definition of a Poetry

My definition of a poem is a really short story thing. I do not really understand them and they are usually about weird things and i would never want to read one in my spare time. I do not really know the different types of poems but some of them rhyme and some don't so i guess those would be types of poems. Some poems are also really long and some are pretty short. I don't like writing poems because i they are just weird to write. I never know what to write about because all the poems i have ever read talk about really weird things and i don't really want to write about things like that.